For everything absurd and ridiculous, especially those inter-web gems that make me "wiggle with mirth" :)

continuants:

tears

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

metaphorasaurus:

lovethellamas:

I made a thing.

OMFG

fr33kinmatt:

My psych professor is a sassy son of a bitch. But he really put something into perspective for me.

I’ve seen posts about this kind of thing, but I guess hearing it in person stuck more.

This girl in my class is really pretty. Like, it’s not fucking fair. And he told her that she looked…

iamanafricanprincess:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

this is why coke beats pepsi

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

areohdoubleb:

Lmaoo i wish i could use microsoft paint this good

makebelievesandcelluloids:

me bottoming for the first time

metaphorasaurus:

bauldoff:

Polish artist Michał Karcz uses photography and digital effects to create breathtakingly-moody, dreamlike worlds. via Imgur

Holy shit this is beautiful. I love the first image, is that the Washington monument?!?!

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

egbert-tier:

i am so fucking done with this text book.

(Source: johneggsandbacon)

(Source: jackspacepirate)

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: ethan-lawson-wate)